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"Ooh the Crystal hall looks amazing. Just don't mention the human rights record. #Eurovision"

"Christ, this extended version of #theVoiceUK is going on a bit... #Eurovision"

"How could she say no? *sniff* "

"Sweet Jesus, what have they done to Google+ mobile on android? Hideous, awful, over emphasis on irrelevant pictures. Uninstall!"

"Oh yeah, SpaceX is about to dock! "

"Best indeterminate progress bar ever... oh the epic struggle... "

"Content publishers still don't want us to give them our money. I'm happy to oblige. @wiredUK read "

"Struggling to control your CSS with JS, because of all those vendor prefixes? @modernizr comes to the rescue, again! "

"Here's the Tories idea of job creation - spend 375k on finding ways to kill birds that might (not) kill pheasants. "

"OK - finally been allowed to place my order for a @Raspberry_Pi - am pretending not to be excited. #Squeee!"

"Making it easier for employers to fire people? This is what will happen, if its not already. "

"#lazyweb what's the best iPad SIM-city type game?"

"oh and @NetflixUK - HD is not a 'genre', nor is 'TV'. Having said that, the recommendation engine is impressive. Need more & better content!"

"Regretting @netflixUK - range is limited, v. little foreign, poor TV selection, films are old or tesco bargain bin. Nothing I want to watch!"

"My first view of @leapmotion ? Blown. Away. "

"Bond's Skyfall trailer released (With some bloke justifying teaser trailers before and after). #Yawn"

"Apparently, there's a @nannamexico van! Why didn't I know this? Can I get them to visit my house on a Saturday lunchtime? #nomnomnom"

"I've been using these guys for years, and they're still the best shop on the web. "

"Wow, now @raspberry_pi could go interstellar! @100yss"

"♥ Love Is Blue by Paul Mauriat #lastfm: amazon: "

"I'm an imaginative guy, but I simply cannot think of the chain of events that led to this, sad narwhal. "

"♥ Lady Magnolia by Piero Umiliani #lastfm: amazon: "

"Am definitely in an easy-listening mood today... now where did I put my Geoff Love albums? "

"Quite simply, @lettersOfNote is edifying, enlightening and entertaining. There are very few twitter accounts you can say that about."

"Quote of the day - "Life is a journey, not a destination". My response - "Yeah, and a P45 is the ticket""

"We're all in it together, but it's your fault, not the banks. "

"All your pictures are belong to us. Facebook acquires @Lightbox Dammit."

"♥ Oh Yeah by Can #lastfm: "

"20 leading web designers' desks for your inspiration | .net - Sigh Designers 100% Mac, Real world, about 3%."

"♥ White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane #lastfm: amazon: "