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"Great, #Apple announce a new 'retina' display MBA - 15.4" 2880x1800. Will they pay for my laser eye surgery? Small print just got smaller..."

"Someone has to take patent-troll-itis in hand. Srsly? Richest wins :( RT @WiredUK: Apple patents the MacBook Air wedge: "

"Demand better broadband for Cambridgeshire! ... now I feel so militant :) Does @Raspberry_Pi know about this?"

"last para fills me with dread. Screw thunderclap! RT @Inc Twitter Shuts Down New Viral App: | @J_M_McDermott #IncWire"

"Just heard, the man that taught me that sci-fi needn't be just robots and space dogfights, that it can be soulful, Ray Bradbury has died."

"Only @JossWhedon could take a film as fundamentally shambolic as Avengers, and make it not suck. Now give him some decent IP to work with!"

"Now, that's how to apologise. (via @zefrog)"

"Another great letter of note. I know how this guy feels. "

"Wow, i mean Wow.@businessinsider profiles 15 "sexpots." #stayClassy"

"♥ Milonga del Angel by Astor Piazzolla #lastfm: amazon: "

"Love @LOVEFiLM's service, but they need to improve search & discovery mechanics & x-platform UI consistency. I can help! @Featurespaceltd"

"OK film fans - given that 3D is inherently awful, when you go to see a film that's been made in genuine 3D, do you go to the 3D or 2D show?"

"No, srsly, LOLZ - RT @RobGonda: :: Very funny After Effects Goal Celebrations Remix:: "

"For @greatAuntJudy "

"A friend seeks front-end devs in Melbourne @renedudfield @theultraplex @webdirections tell em @toychicken sent you"

"Damn. A Damascene moment this morning, when I got a DM from @gotofdn. I will write it up and explain..."

"Wenlock, symbol of the Olympics, as reviewed by the uncensored stalwarts of Amazon-shire. Awesome!"

"I just reviewed: 'Olympic Mascots Wenlock Policeman Figurine' by Olympic Mascots via @amazonuk "

"okay, so the zombie apocalypse had started in Miami. Where else? "

"Good grief, just get on with it, #Eurovision"

"Song 14 is a benevolent succubus, but tonight she is displeased with the performance and must be praised. #Eurovision"

"UK should be ashamed of its #Eurovision entry. Not one electric violin, and Hump did not utilise the wind machine or flamethrowers."

"Nope, its not Turkeys year. #Eurovision"

"Wow, song 15 looks like a Danish drunken Joss Stone"

"Song 16, Greece. A waste of the tax payers money... #Eurovision"

"Is that Davina McCall singing ? #eurovision"

"I still maintain that Jedward are the greatest performance art project of all time. Beat that Joseph Beuys. #Eurovision"

"germanys entry? He sounds in need of a consonant. #eurovision"

"Oh good grief, its #Eurovision with a dragon tattoo. #17"

"Russian grannies ftw. #Eurovision"