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"I heard that UKIP are planning to pull us out of #Eurovision"

"#Eurovision err, Italy... let's just stop that right now shall we, before you team up with Russia and invade something"

"#Eurovision people are saying this could be the first times a host country wins. People are wrong."

"#Eurovision I have not heard this, I have low expectations."

"#Eurovision ooh, didn't win x factor, probably won't win Eurovision. Spain... sigh..."

"#Eurovision quite like the staging for the Dutch entry, but the song is dull MOR."

"#Eurovision ooh good, a Dutch white stripes... just what we need"

"#Eurovision Piano? Check. Pretty girl? Check. Hybrid marquee/dress? Check. Standard entry. Good effort with bond theme-esque, San Marino"

"#Eurovision pfft Hungary, now, what's in the fridge..."

"#Eurovision doesn't sound like anyone cares about the Slovenian entry. I mean ANYONE."

"#Eurovision UK entry has met all my expectations. I don't expect we'll win."

"#Eurovision high expectations for Sweden... not very punchy so far."

"#Eurovision Malta are a bit Waterboys meets Mumford, with spray on beards. Should team up with Switzerland"

"#Eurovision what's better than hipsters? French hipsters. A shame the song is a bit weak."

"#Eurovision ooh Armenia looks ill..."

"#Eurovision I've been looking forward to Poland's entry. Ooh err missus"

"#Eurovision Germany are not really working for me tonight. Bit try-hard."

"#Eurovision go Iceland!"

"#Eurovision yay Iceland!"

"#Eurovision Nice ice skating thing, and kudos for singing in their own language Montenegro"

"#Eurovision erg, Azerbaijan's entry isn't exactly lighting the world on fire... trapeze doesn't beat giant hamster wheel"

"#Eurovision really Norway? Fan of Anthony and the Johnson's?"

"#Eurovision and Poland didn't disappoint..."

"#Eurovision lots of circus skills in tonight's show..."

"#Eurovision first two were a bit so-so..."

"#Eurovision Well... Austria... :)"

"'Love' @FirstCC 'refreshed' carriages. They've refreshed away the carpets and set lighting to 'butchers fridge' mode. Feels really cheap."

"12 Skills you need to build a damn good web app. via @stephen_yo"

"Amazing! @FirstCC 722 ELY-KGX now has fewer seats that are suitable for people that need/want to work on the train. Carriage 72272. Thx"

"Can't wait! "@techendo: This team is integrating @oculus + @LeapMotion for an immersive gaming experience. #hackendo "