LRG

"So nobody really thinks the lib dems are even going to exist after this election, do they? #BattleForNumber10"

"God, the issue of the Miliband brothers fight for leadership just goes to show how far all politicians would go to grab a chance at power."

"Yep, 2 minutes in and Miliband has already turned the working class question into a middle class answer. Punching hand is twitching."

"Currently want to punch blue team in the face. Not expecting to feel much better about red team. Jesus Christ, what have we come to?"

"I don't know how I'll feel about this. Probably not good. "@LASTEXITshirts: Speilberg to direct Ready Player One... "

""@Drew_Bowie: It's a small museum, but it really captures the Australian spirit. "

"Just got followed by one of those people that just tweets quotes and lame jokes. Don't think it's a bot. Biggest follower count wins, right?"

"One for our @Doilum I feel "@doctorow: Eutopia: horror novel about Lovecraftian racism "

"Nooo! For some reason I can't install @ZauceTech Elmnts... it seems to have disappeared from the Chrome Web Store, and website doesn't help!"

"For @owencowdry @danhappysalad and @MattPovey for a bit of subpop nostalgia nostalgia assuming you have spotify ;)"

"Me, in this. Almost my ideal workspace. Throw in a chaise longue, for post-prandial naps, some art, nice cushions... "

"Got off work early, a chance to get train home in time for baby bedtime. 1707 LST-ELY. Cancelled with 5 mins notice by @greateranglia. Twats"

"Well, I tried to contact @niceagency to tell them they're still paying my childcare vouchers, but they blacklisted my email. Hello? Hello?"

"For @ryanand26 "@TheCrapJoker: Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft office, I will hunt you down and I will make you pay.. You have my word!""

"Listening to this whilst crossing fens, thinking of @Doilum and I buying the album 2nd hand, just for the cover "

"Karma for daring to complain about @greateranglia earlier? My journey for long-awaited hospital appointment is delayed. Train broken 😢"

"That's right Windows fans, @meteorjs is nearly ready! Check it! "

""@TheRealBuzz: While at @EH_Stonehenge yesterday I decided to send a message to the cosmos. #GYATM @OnMarsFirst"

"This is why, this... "@jamiedixon: "React is a bad idea" - "

"Has anyone got the faintest clue what the 'while you were away' bar does in the @twitter android app? Just seems to jump me to a random day"

"Not sure I can stand the seats on the new(ish) @greateranglia trains much longer. I think they're designed for inducing back problems."

""@NotTildaSwinton: #bless" yay! Tilda is back!"

"I lol'd "@karolikl: I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! "Apple engineer talks about the new 2015 MacBook" "

"Very seriously considering buying a 16Gb, i7 Chromebook pixel, and using @Cloud9IDE for development."

""@thomcowell: Nigel Farage calls for change in racial work laws. This is too much. known racist is racist shocker! 😃"

""@jen20: Best slide about companies that don't do remote. They'll all die eventually - not soon enough. @jamiedixon"

""@doctorow: How Heinlein went from socialist to right-wing libertarian @Doilum then this 😢"

""@lupecz: “@fotofacade: Follow a Drone Inside Scotland's Abandoned Brutalist Seminary @Doilum, this."

"Thank god the new Apple laptop has only one usb port. Now I don't have to worry about buying one. I mean, who needs a 4g Dongle AND a mouse?"

"Damn @Bickle_G the guys @ustwo are good at cars, too... "