LRG

"Ah, such a haunting photo. If I were her, I'd be fucking crying too. Imagining the circle of hell that she'll be transported to. Oh wait. No. She's crying because she's a self-serving monster, and she hadn't lined up a book deal yet. Yet. Her comfortable life will go on. "

"TLDR; She's a Cancer. "

"I don't have one, but it'd be Big Bang Theory if I did. "

"This is such a great, clear examination of how social media feeds (and feeds on) our outrage. @billt "

"Hmm, I wonder if they'd be as open to forming an alliance with the green party? No of course not. Because 'remain' is not the issue, it's about grafting themselves onto another established party, full of self-interested fence-sitters. "

"Mrs G just described this as the soundtrack to a chase scene through a jazz bar in 'Allo 'allo... "

"Ah, that moment between dream and awakening, when you think 'oh if only that could be true', and then you remember the reality is quite the opposite. "

"Today, Twitter has been brought to you by @BorisJohnson and... "

"Only thing giving me hope right now is the number of Brexity Tories on Twitter that don't believe Baby Johnson could deliver anything different to May. So they'll be pissing their votes away on BxP or UKIP. #GeneralElectionNow"

"Hold onto your hats kids. Mogg's going to get his Johnson out, and Gove it both barrels. #GeneralElectionNow "

"FIGHT! "

"Beginning to wish I hadn't tried to explain what a cloaca was to a 5 year old."

"Is everything built on lies now? (I assume @dominos in the UK operates a tighter ship) "

"FFS @justindquirk now there's something in my eye. "

"Dear political parties. Try campaigning sometime before polling day. It'd be great to hear from you, that one time in five years you actually stick your faces over the parapets, BEFORE I vote. Like many, I voted last week. By post. #EUelections2019"

"Ohmigerd... "

"Ha! Foxed all the political last minute jostling, bullshit promises and thinly veiled threats by voting by post last week! In your face pundits and soon merchants! "

"I hope she doesn't quit. Seriously. Almost nothing could fill me with more fear than the prospect of the Mogg-Johnson-Gove axis of excrement. #GeneralElectionNow "

"Hey @HiveHelper and @IFTTT I'm trying to add my Hive Active Light, but the service connection won't work. I login, at - then I'm redirected out of the service connection flow on IFTTT. Help! "

"Yeah, I know satire... but this feels a little misjudged. I'll reserve judgement until the people of Twitter have watched it, and I can pretend that I have. "

"A bold incitement to violence, but it's a pass from me. "

"A little bit of joy for your morning. "

"Siri, show me cognitive dissonance "

"If you're a Labour voter, but don't understand why they might support Brexit in any form; or if you're a liberal that assumes all Leavers are ignorant, elderly racists; have a read of this I assume if you're a Tory, you probably don't give a fuck."

"I don't often get all enthusiastic about work tools, but I did a Lean Canvas session today, using @MiroHQ and it was _so_ slick and easy to use. A real pleasure. "

"No messing. "Hygiene is very important to us." Ely Kebab House on #Google "

"Better keep Anish Kapoor away from them. He'll sue. "

"I'm sure all @trello users are feeling both a combination of smugness and dread reading conversations like this... Nobody mention @NotionHQ 😁 "

""Just take your hands. That's it. Great. You're doing ever so well... Now, put them under your backside, and keep sitting on them. That's right. Sit on your hands. You see?" "

"You should follow @vlh for really good advice on effective use of animation on web pages. I do 😎 "