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"I see @shaundunne in the 'Sons of Anakin' vest... "

"Man on train just ate two scotch eggs. May have to mug him. #fastDay"

"Hey, @spryfox can you add some kind of unique id to the bearshot.jpg so I can store multiple of them in my Dropbox from the android share? X"

"#alphabear "

"Sometimes I find it hard to believe that the Smiths are so revered and the Housemartins are rarely mentioned. @paulheatonsolo #ftw!"

"Dammit, I want to hear it now "

"Lego: Please positively represent disability in your toys and help generations of kids grow up with... #AFOL"

"#lazyweb Anyone know of a meeting space that me and 3 others could use for an evening. Central / East London; w/c 20/July - wifi v. helpful"

"Pretty sure @realdonaldtrump only wants presidency so he can use his power to build golf courses... Watch out Scotland!"

"All those decrying the #OXI vote as the breakdown of democracy are missing the point in so many ways..."

"Despite the 0747 CBG-LST not stopping at half the stations it normally would, it's still late. @greateranglia *sigh*"

" mind blown."

"At least one train a day from L'pool st. must be sacrificed to the cancellation gods. Today is a good day. My train is not cancelled. Yet."

"Grrr... Ticket inspector arguing with passenger is really harshing my buzz..."

"Just creeped out by three herons standing in a field staring at the train. Sure they were waiting for something. Maybe get the bus home..."

"So @greateranglia , how much will we need to pay to park our bikes at ELY from July? :( @ElyCycle"

"Never seen them in the same room, have you? Shocking! "

"It's a grey day @greateranglia, but it's not that cold. Can you turn the heaters off? 0747 CBG-LST, car 61718. It's roasting in here."

"Waaaaaaaah! "

"Lovely warm day. So why on earth do @greateranglia have the heater on!? 0747 CBG-LST"

"Censorship happens in 'small' ways as well as big, and is never good. "

"Wow, it's my 6th twitterversary. Happy tweet day to me!"

"I've been saying this for a while. Why aren't people using them more? "

"Hackney fire: Looks like some troublesome tenants were standing in the way of development again. </cynicism> "

"Woah - the online banking for business at @HSBCUKBusiness is amongst the worse I've seen. You guys should call me!"

"I hate getting old. I find myself doing the same absent-minded shit that annoyed me about adults when I was a teenager. Today? Keys. Sigh"

"Read Mr Nosey to my daughter last night. It's a lesson on dealing with government snooping online. Give the NSA a sore nose! @doctorow"

"Awesome journey home. Not. No trains or buses from Stansted, so had to get a cab to Cambridge. Joy."

"Aaaaah, mostly empty flight with @flybe LCY-EDI, very nice. Now to take the serene tram into Edinburgh."

"Not normal of Frankie Boyle, but... "