LRG

"Dear @TNLUK I'm ON my device. This requires an elaborate system of mirrors to scan a QR code. Why not just a link? "

"I really want to support my local paper, but the @Ely_News website is virtually unusable because of the ads... and forget the mobile site."

"All British public spaces should just have a soulless announcement on a loop. "We're sorry" No specifics required. Nothing changes. Sorry."

"I have to agree @rem , this is better than swag. And I 💘 swag! "

"I hadn't realised, but I've been waiting for this... "

"MANIMAL! "

"Sweet horrifying Jesus "

"Harrumph. Watching 'videogame the movie' and it's like Sinclair and Commodore never happened. Sigh."

"Fantastic! "

"Just finished season 1 of "Sense8" on Netflix. Not binge watched anything for a long time... Good stuff! "

"Still creepy. "

"A breakdown of #gamerGate and it's legacy. Needless to say, the fascists come out in force in the comments. "

"BRING IT ON! SPARTA! "

"SkyNet may be live right now, but the Terminator has had one too many... "

"Anyone that quotes Katamari instantly goes to the top of my favourite tweeters list. If I had one. @Han "

"Phew, looks like the moon saved us there... "

"He's been in the wilderness for years, stands for a more civilised age, sworn to fight empire building Nazis... "

"Android system app cures cancer, gives people super powers and prints money. Doubt me? Read the reviews! "

"So there's this. I'll just leave it here... "

"Wow, just wow @HSBCUKBusiness your online banking is so unusable, I'm going to switch. @atom_bank? @barclaysbizchat? A Pigeon-post service?"

"Mad conversation @leavetheherd about what constitutes a 'Cruffin' . Thanks guys. Hawaiian shirts on Friday from now on!"

"You know how developers say 'we should be doing more testing' and you think it sounds like a lot of expensive work? "

"I'll just leave this here, smartwatch fan boys "

"Phew! Rise of the machines delayed until machines determine arse from elbow. "

"Duck frenzy "

"Out of interest @spryfox what are the word rules for #alphabears ? "

"PSA for designers. Yes, people ARE still using Windows. That is all. "

"Better watch out @Doilum "

"Oooh, I hope they didn't go to cash4gold... "

"Turns out this isn't about my life... "