LRG

"Can't help thinking I'm going to be seeing this picture in school history textbooks regarding the 2019-2027 war. "

"Right. If someone could buy me this, I'll be happy. Happy I tell ya... "

"Suspecting that @twitter's recruiting drive for devs just got a whole load more desperate... #FirstSevenLanguages"

"Hey @tfl I don't have a home phone (only use mobile) - but can't complete a change of details on Oyster without one. Suggestions? #UXfail"

"#FirstSevenLanguages 0. BASIC (BBC & Commodore) 1. Logo 2. Lingo 3. PHP 4. MySQL 5. HTML 6. Javascript Others attempted, interest wained."

"Okay @getmondo I'm impressed. My notification arrived before I'd even been given my receipt for my coffee..."

"I am @getmondo getting some android goodness... Fingers crossed!"

"Hey @BBCSport why aren't we're seeing any of teamGB gymnasts?"

"A lesson for Labour people in Tory strongholds, @HuwJonesLabour ;) "

"Looking more likely that the US is to regain it's 'stupidest nation' title, after the shock defeat by UK in EU ref. #DontVoteForTrump Please"

"Oooh, a new Alastair Reynolds. It's been a while... "

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"I know, another petition... we can hope. "Enhance democracy by ending corporate domination of the media" "

"Picture editor is having a field day... "

"Want to say something snarky about @angelaeagle, but only ever got the impression that she didn't want to be in the race... So you know, meh"

"Fully automated luxury? Time for the people to invest in robots? "

"Woah! @Cloud9IDE got bought by Amazon. If that means working on an AWS instance is made easier, then congratulations!"

"When Londoners moan about the EU ref, and how they didn't vote leave, I think, 'yeah but you did vote for BoJo as mayor'. How's that going?"

"In case there was any doubt, May is going full Brexit: with a vengeance. She'll probably make Farage minister for women and kids."

"The best we can hope for is that Fox, Johnson and Davis do very badly very quickly and are replaced by less awful humans. Or actual humans."

"If ever there was a reason for Labour to pull together... Jesus Christ we're all fucked. Fucked I tell you. "

"Proof that it's quite hard to take a selfie whilst using VR. #fullstackcon "

"The Tories are not #ConservativeBecause they are failing to conserve anything. Health, heritage, and industry all going to highest bidder."

"So this is how sisterhood works in the Tory party... Nice work @andrealeadsom you're obviously a caring person. "

"Right on my doorstep. The Leave campaign has legitimised racism. @HuwJonesLabour "

"Is it wrong to get a bit starry-eyed when someone you think of as a celeb follows you on Twitter? Waaaaaaaah!"

"Sideways move for Crabb... "

"Seriously @GNRailUK we don't really need the heating on do we? Car 72266 0722 ELY-KGX. It's roasting in here!"

"Ahhh, @spotify just threw up 'whip it' by Devo into my radio station. Now I'm thinking of @danhappysalad ... Must catch up soon!"

"If every area where Leave beat Remain by > 10000 had 10000 more remainers, we'd still be in EU, despite no one area result being different."