LRG

"TFW you see in another depts project network requests."

"Hey, remember when nominally left wing parties moved to the right, won elections and didn't start wars based on flimsy evidence? Me either."

"Aaaand, every time I see this, I'm reminded why I'm not 100% convinced by ANY politician or political movement. "

"The sad thing is that there's nothing in that sentence that a Trump supporter would have a problem with :( "

"Hey @monzo - you should definitely bump @rem up the queue. "

"I discovered my Patronus is a Wolf on J.K. Rowling’s @pottermore. Find yours: #ExpectoPatronum"

"If I had an RBS (or related) account, I'd be switching right now. W&G is only the tip of the iceberg... "

"Hey @virginmedia I've got no internet today. Help! Am in CB7 4PW"

"A beautiful sign-off by @AmazonUK ... @juter @logorrhoea "

"Oh boy. Don't let @logorrhoea see this... "

"Blimey, did @alicebonasio just hit the 'tweet every article I've ever written' button? :/"

"Will @Scarfolk be offering the former PM speaking engagements? Perhaps a chance to buy that land behind the station? "

"On the train, crying with laughter so hard, at @AdamBuxton and @louistheroux singing on the podcast. Expect to be escorted off at Royston."

"So, @GNRailUK , why can't this 8 car train stop at Waterbeach? 2144 KGX-ELY? Apparently, it's too long. Did the platform shrink overnight?"

"Courage, I tells ya @juter "

"Hmm, had really hoped @atom_bank might look like the future of banking, but the demo seems to be a load of balls..."

"Nice video! "

"Me, posting anything on social media, on diet day. "

"Yep, just under the bit where they voted to save £350m a week for the NHS... So when's that happening? "

"Amazing, just discovered Ken Loach has released all his films on YouTube - "

"When we were younger, we vowed never to visit the USA while Bush was in power. I don't think it'll even exist after Trump is finished."

"Happening to me now. Internal password reset advice is effectively. "In order to reset password without contacting IT, please contact IT.""

"I let my child swim in the #PrincessDiana memorial in Hyde Park. If only I knew then what I do now. (Nothing) "

"Busy lunchtime today, making chiptune drones... - thanks @beepboxco"

"Very excited, at the @CbeebiesBBC prom "

"Ok, I finally got a promoted tweet that I clicked on. .. Good work Twitter. "

"Train is standing room only, but I have seat. Man next to me has vacated his seat because I was reading pro-Corbyn article. Woah! #traingate"

"If there is any chance of saving this... Petition: Save the Human Rights Act "

"Mondo just renamed to Monzo! #NewMondo"

"Doublespeak. Check. Sinister picture of eye. Check. Good work @AccentureDigiUK , Orwell would be proud... "