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"Poppies this weekend, and the following Sunday?... "
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"Just had the best lunch. I don't normally recommend places, but you should go out of your way to go here. Cambridge. "
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"I don't like football, but I think I have a new found respect for the crisp salesman. "
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"Sitting in @GreggsOfficial for lunch is the perfect antidote to a depressing day watching broken people be broken. Nice eccles cake too."
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"Ooooh, they added a touch strip on the keyboard... courageous! Meanwhile... "
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"My first shop with @BloomandWild - very impressed, lovely shopping experience. Good work. "
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"Oh Microsoft... What have you done? "
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"Fogrise at Ely "
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"I really like React + Redux, but boy does it seem to entail writing a _lot_ of boilerplate..."
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"Check out this face generated by Nightmare Machine! #nightmaremachine via @nightmare_mit"
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"Aah, the season of passengers being scalded alive by the heating on @GNRailUK begins. As my left leg burns, my mind wanders to years gone by"
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"STOP "
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"Heard this on the Luke Cage soundtrack (which is awesome). Am just finding @Jidenna "
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"Sigh. Yet I still use their services... "
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"Thanks to @alicebartlett for a great talk today. Think me and @Ros_Vaughan will be plotting a small uprising..."
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"If anyone, ever, was concerned about the concept of personal privacy it should be now when we have neo-fascist gov in UK and imminent in US."
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"What the actual... @SpotifyUK just put Joe Dolce, Chas'n'Dave and the Firm in my discover weekly playlist... Cancelling... Wait... 😗 🎶"
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"If it comes to this again, & I fear it's looking likely, a fight in the streets to save our souls, I hope we're all ready, able and willing. "
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"I love this. We're living in post-ironic times folks. For more information please re-read. "
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"What should you do when a company you know and despise, buys tech you know they can't possibly handle?"
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"Noooooo... Only just found rethinkdb, was looking forward to using it in anger "
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"ARE YOU FREAKIN' KIDDING ME @TeamKano ?!?! If this is good enough for NILE RODGERS, it's good enough for me! "
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"Trying markov chains, but I think it's going to get to sleep in the car? Is there someone who has been treating me like a good reason to be."
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"Trump gets in, but I think it's just a Ubuntu box set rules. I think we should go for it was just travel sick of the party swinging further."
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"In many ways, the most depressing thing I've seen all day. "
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"Flippin' awesome. Can't wait to see them for real! "
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"Hahahaha, because nothing says indulgence like regular bowel movements. Proceed with caution in bath... "
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"Antique fairs are not what they used to be. Pair of sexy undies dispensers 50% used. Will throw in Wendy house play villa. "
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"Riiiight. What says a bunch of applications by Google, better than Google apps? G suite. Seriously? They wanted g-spot but it was taken."
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"They've only gone and done it! It’s here! @Monzo Beta is now on Android! #MonzoAndroid "