LRG

"Somebody of profound political commitment to serving his constituents. In opposite land. "

"If I was a Tory, of any stripe, I think I'd be pretty concerned about journalist assault conspirator, Boris Johnson; about clown Boris; about self-interest before party, before country Boris. What is this saying about your party now, #Conservatives ?"

"General election now. General election now. General election now. General election now. General election now. General election now. General election now. General election now. General election now. General election now. #GeneralElectionNow What do we want?"

"Tory puppet reminds everyone of the hand up it's arse. "

"See the tortological martyr / hero debate. If I call myself a designer, am I one? If I do the job, but don't identify myself as a designer how will anyone understand how fucking important I am? What about other people's need to feel as important as i am? Are they designers? 😱 "

"Watched a most amazing piece of live report to camera yesterday, as @gillians_voice seamlessly walked off a barge onto the bank, and onto a paddle board, all whilst talking straight to camera. Watch it here @ 36m49s via @bbciplayer cc @ruskin147 👏👏👏"

"THREAD! "

"I just don't understand why so many libs are hoping for Rory Stewart. He has consistently voted the same way as all the other austerity bastards. The only benefit I can see is that he's an unknown quantity, so we can all enjoy guessing what his foibles are. "

"Is it bad that I want Boris Johnson to win the Tory leadership, so that come the GE, it'll be so great to see it all slip out of his grasp? I'd want that fucker to lose big time though. So we're all going you have to work our arses off to make sure that happens. "

"Ok, this actually a really compelling argument. Certainly better than the 'faster trains to Birmingham' one. "

"Just leaving this here... "

"Damnit, that's better than what I'd even had in my head... If I was wearing a hat, I'd doff it. "

"Re-watching Deadwood from the beginning (still one of the greatest showcases of dialogue on TV) and got a big wave of nostalgia for the track at the end of S1E5. I listened to this album so many times, I bought a harmonica. "

"🗺️ Continue fever dreams of British supremacy 🎉 Celebrate and support despotic regimes 🌴 Create more offshore tax-havens for my mates and party supporters. "

"I've got some radical ideas for you. Get in the sea. "

"Better if she'd served milkshake, then punched the Nazi. "

"For some reason I was reminded of Brecht this morning, and felt like we could all do with a bit of Brechtian theatre (or other media) in our lives. Learn, don't consume. "

"And, should they defect to the lib Dems, will be propping up the Tories in the GE. They'll pat themselves on the back and go back to sleep, whilst austerity and sale of the NHS slip under their unconscious noses. Assuming the planet doesn't catch fire first. "

"I'm confused, how is being anti-fascist (anti-trump) a position that would trouble traditional (Northern?) Labour voters or metropolitan middle-class lefties? Don't we all hate fascism? Could it be something that's not about Brexit? 😱 "

"Siri: show me point of failure. "

"Action, camera ... Lights. Wait... "

"Everyone has dreams about Jacob Rees-Mogg stealing parts of their computer while at work, right?"

"It's so close to the threshold of 100,000... Come on folks, it's just asking for a debate! Please support 😃 "

"Holiday goals. Achievement unlocked. "

"In case anyone's wondering why I'd be out in the pissing rain in the middle of the Yorkshire dales, we strolled out to see this. Thornton Force after a week if heavy rain. Lovely. "

"It's hard to beat a walk in the Yorkshire dales. Pretty cloudy, but respite is close in the form of the world's most welcome ice cream van. "

"Wait, so how am I supposed to get my Web Mentions now? 😨 "

"If ever there was a rallying cry to appeal to the British sense of decency, this is it! Save the planet, save the biscuits! "

"Inside Tory HQ right now... "

"Fuck yeah. "