LRG

"I was really sorry to hear that @realDonaldTrump has suffered so badly because of the vote rigging. Time to redo the election, right?"

"While I have the privilege of dicking around in virtual reality, there are those for whom reality is a good deal harder. #TweetForShelter "

"#FordEdge ad in my timeline. Not sure a sunroof, headlights, steering wheel and tyres count as 'feature packed'. Good luck with that. "

"Just testing... there may be delays to your normal service. "

"Never thought I'd utter these words... I wish I had the skills of Keith Harris. "

"Seriously, when words fail you... "

"The only problem with virtual reality is that it takes up so much space in actual reality. I'm going to break something!"

"Yet again, managing to confuse intelligence and compassion with being left wing. Probably because she has experience with none of the above. "

"Hey @VRBusinessUK - if I come down tonight, what are my chances of getting in without a ticket? I missed my waitlist email by 10 mins!"

"Haha, see my earlier tweet! "

"Rule 22. Be wary of coders that want to make your system perfect from day 1."

"Media says... Bad Facebook, bad Twitter look how fake news normalised racism... Yeah, great work, old media... "

"Ahhh, so nice to be nice. But am feeling nice now. #nice "

"Just repeating this @BorisJohnson , in case he needs reminding. "

"Typical liberal media bias... "

"I found a source of true randomness. The heating on my @GNRailUK train is entirely random, unaffected by any external factors, esp weather."

"This is important for those that would label people by geography as libtards or dumbfuckistan "

"Yes! @mikestubbs @viralinfo "

"Also, to all the US folk that are comparing this election to Brexit, at least you might be sober in four years. We're staying ugly."

"If you think Trump is bad, you'd better hope he doesn't die in office..."

"Stop posting stuff about who did, or didn't vote for Trump. It's the reliance on the false promise of the data that got us here!"

"Sure, election result is about hate, racism, misogyny, xenophobia & establishment, but don't ignore the root cause - poverty and inequality"

"Ok UK, focus. We have our own fascists to disrupt. Time to rally."

"My shirt status today? Dark. "

"If only I thought for one second this could be possible... "

"Okay @Spotify just dropped this in my #DiscoverWeekly list. GET OUT OF MY HEAD! #streetLife"

"FFS @Twitter it's called a timeline. Please stop with 'things I might like, or missed, or while I was away' I know where to find it..."

"Sneaky... While everyone’s distracted by Brexit, Theresa May drops a privatisation bombshell via @thecanarysays"

"Oh man, the snakes. Run Iggy, run..."

"What they actually shouted at the Trump rally was 'ohmigerd this guy DOESN'T HAVE A GUN!'"