LRG

"Omfg "

"This. Want. But, you know, with batteries. "

"If you want a vision of what fully automated luxury communism might look like, try watching Mickey Mouse clubhouse. Esp S4e10 "

"Want a vision of a Tory future UK, look at USA. Republicans just voted to repeal affordable healthcare with no replacement. #NHSCrisis "

"Christ, I'm looking forward to the time when all the shitposters and advertisers move to Snapchat, Twitter should get quieter, right?"

"This, @TVietor08 "

"Hell, I'm not even a US citizen or resident and I care about the Golden one's tax returns. (How do you classify Russian hookers?) "

"From the UK, this is how to tell US presidents apart. Have them queue for a different window at this funfair in Hunstanton. @barneyfarmer "

"3GB PER FRAME. PER. FRAME. I'm going to need to upgrade my broadband... "

"Finally got around to putting Destiny into the PS4. 33gb update required. FML "

"Hey @logorrhoea, saw this and thought of you... "

"Oh man, that's dark beautiful shit right there... "

"Oh wow, not sure if this is the best or worst idea I've seen in VR... "

"TFW you accidentally click a LinkedIn link and it opens in the app browser..."

"Required a surprising amount of walking around... But we'll soon be back to sitting in comfort, thanks to @shaundunne "

"First things first. Clingy whiteboard ✔ ... Everything else... "

"Wending my way into work today has never felt less like a chore. 2017 is going to be a cracker! "

"Interesting read for those that think perhaps @Apple don't care about OSX or Mac any more. @shaundunne @khaitu @SamRuffleColes "

"Time to ditch HSBC. Voice password. Srsly? #onestepcloser to a useless product. "

"Homebase is now giving advice for 2017... "

"Aww shit. @juter, John Berger died."

"It is with some trepidation I click play on @charltonbrooker's 2016 wipe. How bad could it be?..."

"Okay, I take it back about 2016 just being a warm up for 2017. On Christmas day, too. #RIPGeorgeMichael. "

"Any time I see a 'no slowdown in market despite brexit' story, I scream "we haven't brexited yet! Of course there's no slowdown". Fuck TV."

"Hey, @SmartMoneyPPL I get what you're trying to do in your sign up, but I feel there's lots of people not represented here. "

"Right, so not updating your CV means you shouldn't get taxpayers money? Time to check your MP's LinkedIn profile... "

"Sorry folks, but the big thing that 2016 is leading up to, is... 2017. This shit is going to get a whole lot worse before it gets better. "

"Loving the @apple OSX update that starts with 'approximately 1 minute' then restarts and I get 'installing: about 28 minutes...' #notBusy 😠"

"I doubt this. In 20 years, the movie "Aleppo"s protagonist will be eternal global leader Putin, and his sidekick, Trumpy McPresident. "

"He won't hijack the internet "