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"So, what more could Putin want for Xmas, but a public spat between an unstable president and an unstable government. Brexit breaks our ties with EU, and Twitter causes rift with US. Still... You know... The bus..."

"Are there no depths that train companies won't plumb? @VirginTrains seriously, what are you thinking? "

"I voted for Ivy, you should consider doing the same. #GoGettaz "

"Smart looking woman just dumped her Evening standard on the floor as she left. Jesus Christ. Put it in the bin where it belongs, a child might read it!"

"Thank you @AdamBuxton , for this week I have mostly been binging on Kathy Burke, Miranda Sawyer and Johnny Marr. Makes me happy "

"It's 13°c outside today. What's the bets the train heaters are on full?"

"Just composed a great tweet about how society is at risk from AI, rapacious corporations and corrupt regimes. Then I remembered, this is Twitter, so, you know cats and fascism will get me more followers, so I deleted it. "

"Can someone at @gnrailuk (or other train company) explain why train heaters are designed to a) boil window seat passengers, and b) don't seem to account for fact that a packed train is warmed by the human radiators on board?"

"Good. Seems unlikely that anyone will take action at the top though. The narrative of success, particularly in the US, still looks like Google or Amazon. #techwars "

"And the food they like is on tap and a bit of a rollercoaster ride on the train up to a fish supper with the DUP. I think it's an event is busy with their own hair and the food they like is on tap and a bit of a rollercoaster ride on the train up. #280characters = no editing!"

"Let's face it, you'll never get @Twitter to behave responsibly because it's a corporation accountable to shareholders, not customers."

"I was born in the UK's leading independent technology and you can focus on the train up to a fish supper with the DUP leader. "

"Sooooo rusty with SQL stuff, mentally high-fived myself in an interview today for answering the 'foreign key' question correctly."

"All going a bit @Scarfolk in Ely today, at the family assembly centre. "

"Actual Frickin lol "

"Oh, @gaz_alpha - up your street I suspect. (Also suspect you probably know about it!) "

"This is one of the best articles I've read about #gigeconomy I've read. (Though I reckon a robot _could_ do it) :) @refindcom "

"4am?! Luxury. When I were a lad, we'd get up at 2am, drink a kale smoothie and run a half marathon while doing tax returns. Kids these days! "

"TFW you find someone has torn down a load of work because it'll hurt you, rather than benefit them."

"Hi @virginmedia will you be patching your routers in light of the WPA2 flaw? "

"Ok, I'm going cold turkey for this. #WomenBoycottTwitter #solidarity"

"Why we are building Refind and giving away 1 billion coins "

"Christmas has come early! I'm available again for contracts and giggles. "

"It's time for that shameless self-promotion time again. I'm looking for a contract gig with good people. - "

"Read this as 'jacket apocalypse' and thought, oh blimey is @GreatDismal still banging on about Japanese denim... ;) "

"Oooh. Palindrome date for UK folk. Happy 7102017! "

"Love this, esp J G Bollard... "

"I agree with the principle, but doubt the maths. Not everyone communicates with everyone all the time. Pairing, sub-groups etc reduce load. "

"So, where do the badgers, squirrels and birds live? Asking for a friend... "

"Just waiting for the moment I realise that this is actually a @Scarfolk related tweet... "