LRG

"The terrifying prospect here is not the replacement of money, or becoming a meta-nation, it's that there's no recourse to a higher authority, no democracy, no rule of law, no social care. It's a cyber-libertarian wank fantasy, come to fruition. "

"Name this Tory MP. Wrong answers only... #PMisElected "

"Don't forget folks, whichever way this goes, Jeremy Hunt OR Boris Johnson will be PM. The only people that can make this choice are Tory party members. Go ahead and ignore @bbclaurak and @Peston et al, because there's literally fuck all you can do about it. #GeneralElectionNow"

"Totally agree with this. Anyone that thinks BoJo is stupid has not been paying attention. Anyone that thinks he's not capable of petty malicious intent will only have to wait to see what happens to Gove's career when he becomes PM. "

"If you need one well-reasoned, clear takedown of anti #netneutrality corporate shill that is Ajit Pai, you might ask @doctorow. In the meantime, read this... "

"How elitist are we? See this thread for details. Try not to cry if you didn't go to Oxbridge. "

"Today is mostly feeling like this guy... "

"This is why I hate technical posts that don't show the date, as a minimum, and preferably the version numbers of products they're using... (NB also because sometimes, working in enterprises environments, I WANT the older solutions) "

"The Tories should have pretty much stayed out of this conversation today. I'm not even going to give Theresa Mays video more coverage. Instead, watch this. "

"FACEBOOK HAS SPOKEN. YOU DON'T NEED PAPER MONEY ANY MORE, UNDERLINGS. ALL YOUR WORTH IS BELONG TO US. "

"Proud to be an investor, customer and friend of @monzo. Just goes to prove a diverse business can be successful for everyone. "

"Hmm, do we want the clown or the cad? The self-serving buffoon or the hawk? Both will fight to the death! Oh wait... No, Johnson will win, and Hunt will be given a senior cabinet position. My money's on home secretary. Besides, most of us don't get a choice. #Resist "

"If you live in Ely, you should see how local democracy works. When the local Tories don't like the result, they call an extraordinary meeting and overturn it. #chumocracy I'm sure none of them would stand to gain personally... "

"A fun thought before bed. When we crash out of the EU without a deal, at least it'll be Boris Johnson who will be selflessly leading us all to the sunlit uplands of Anglotopia in his big red bus of promises, filled with the proceeds of selling the NHS to the US insurance industry "

""..and yet my party and government have done more to dismantle the idea and reality of social care than any other." Thanks again @michaelgove "

"Tory party leadership contest. (With apologies to the Muppets) Stewart and Gove "

"This episode should be compulsory listening. "

"Don't forget folks, every single one of these 'reasonable chaps' stands for a party that believes that the RICH need tax breaks, and the poor need to pull their socks up. Stupid poor people."

"Millionaire TV celeb thinks electing a criminal, an inveterate liar, a British Trump, is better than the prospect of a Labour party in government. Can't think why 🤔... Oh wait... It's the whole 'for the many, not the few' thing, isn't it? Wait... Isn't he a Labour peer? 🙄 "

"💼 Hey, join my network on LinkedIn! 🤖 Well actually, I think you'll find... 🧐 There's no such thing as privacy. 🤑 Facebook is launching a crypto currency 👁️ The cameras are for your protection. 🎙️ Alexa only hears everything you say. #Privacy 6x #SixWordHorror"

""I woke one Sunday evening, after a long lunch and didn't see any women on my telly box, so i published this article without bothering to think about it" (Don't mention Laura Pidcock, Diana Abbott, Emily Thornbury, Angela Rainer, Rebecca Long-Bailey, Dawn Butler etc etc.) "

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"Victory is ours! Raaaaaaah! "

"JFC, 10 years in this cesspit. Thanks to everyone that makes it bearable. #MyTwitterAnniversary "

"Hey, Vince Cable, shots fired! "

"Retweeting this now, because it was a bugger to type first time around... "

"Ugh, the Blair / Corbyn arguments are so fucking typical of the left. Yes, Blair / brown was deeply deeply flawed, but to discount a brief hiatus in the otherwise downward spiral since 1979 as evil, is pointing the guns at the wrong enemy. Later comrades, later."

"As a student, I was working for a supermarket at their head office customer services. Mostly spending the hot days that summer on the phone talking to customers about whether they'd really found a dead rat in their toilet paper, or glass on their mayonnaise. Anyhoo... "

"Possibly the kernel of a good idea in some contexts, over-hyped as the next big hotness, to be over-used on things best done with a single page of HTML and recruiters expect 3 years experience to get a job. I, for one, will be awaiting the nanofrontend revolution in my bunker. "

"Don't worry, rich folk, as you increase levels of pollution in this area, the local inhabitants will be choking too hard to break into your rolling gentrification fortress. Now with rose-tinted windows. "