LRG

"Hey @vision_api what is this? "

"Can't help feeling everything in the 730 or 8pm slot is subtly suggesting the answer to the highlighted question... "

"Yep, that's right. Three days in Kharkiv and I'm in a British pub named 'Thatcher' because my team thought it would be funny.... 😂 "

"Blimey, I've gone a bit Peaky Blinders "

"Magic! "

"So, @Twitter, not content with putting other people's 'liked' posts in my timeline, is now putting them in my notifications. I love you*, but I'm beginning to think I have Stockholm syndrome. * not actual love"

"Let Cook Well take care of dinner next week with this life-changing (no, but seriously) Spicy Sicilian meatballs in tomato, courgette and red pepper sauce with wholewheat spaghetti dish. "

"It's that time again - I'm looking forward to my next #waitrosecookwell box! #whatsForDinner?"

"I've been using refind to get to articles and stories, without having to wade through all the angry shouting on Twitter... (yes, irony noted) "

"#WaitroseCookWell - This week, I shall mostly been eating "

"Tricking a rock into thinking "

"Wait... This could change everything. "

"Strikes me that the same people that were in total denial that Trump could be elected are now under a similar illusion that he and his administration will be taken down by law. Elites are never punished. Worst that ever happens is that their book sales or tv shows don't do well."

"Perfect. Happy Sunday "

"Can't imagine why Trump and May would want to start a war with Russia just at the moment. It's not like they've got problems at home they want to distract the public from thinking about. Oh wait..."

"Here's hoping the destroyer of culture and health goes to prison. "

"I'm behind the sentiment, but find myself asking, "wait, did all the other industries get woke? Oil? Arms? Retail? Manufacturing?" Possibly what should be asked is "Will capitalism ever takes ethics seriously?" "

"Feeling this today, as I spent an hour going over an imaginary conversation with a woman I saw on tv 10 years ago that believed whistling for dogs demeaned dogs. Like. Shut up brain! "

"I have been transfixed by this GIF for some time now... "

"Today I made a Phil Collins album pun at work. I am sorry to anyone I may have offended or hurt by my actions. I have no excuse it was just a moment of weakness. I am temporarily suspended from the pun council, until I can prove that I can control my behavior. "

"I find it hard to believe this is done in any way to improve the reach and efficacy of a team that has achieved so much in _spite_ of government meddling, and is indeed about rewarding those that value old ineffective structures more than user access to data and services :( "

"Next week, I shall mostly be eating mushrooms #WaitroseCookWell - "

"Hey @balasphilip - thought you might like this! "

"Hey @smashhitsbot ask me anything!"

"Went to @cineworld Ely last week. We told they couldn't vend coffee into my reusable cup, they'd only put it in their disposable paper cup, and that I'd have to pour it in myself. They even insisted on putting the disposable lid on! #wasters"

"Jesus fucking Christ. This is a testament to tech bro entitlement. Haven't we already established that @Uber is a moral and ethical void, in pursuit of one thing - the enrichment of its stakeholders - and yet we're supposed to be surprised by this? "

"And tonight we're playing another round of "yoghurt or Amiga ray-tracing demo?" "

"Is the answer 'Netflix meta categories'? "

"Beginning to wonder if the whole #CambridgeAnalytica thing is a 'get out of jail' card for neo-libs. Instead of 'we extracted the wealth from the poorest in society, ignored them and allowed fascism to take root' it's 'SEE! The Facebook / Russians / internet did it!' #justsaying"

"Or are they actually a bunch of #twitter-ranting #wealth-hoarding #death-eating #capitalists? "