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"Question for USian friends or followers of the politics there. If Trump was democratically unseated, would any political party or individual make any changes to the system, to ensure this kind of abuse of power would never happen again?"

"Dear @GNRailUK , it's warm out today. Your trains don't have windows that open. Any chance you could turn the air con on? Train is rammed with hot bodies... 🌋"

"Today I'm feeling this. "

"Yeah - good try. "

"Seriously @GNRailUK why, why, why do you have the heaters on?! Isn't it bad enough you just cancelled the train I wanted? Now you're going to pack out this one and have the heat turned up? 0642 ELY-KGX car 424112"

"#cloudme @tweetcloudbot"

"Delayed start, and calling at 3 additional stations. Again. 1812 KGX-ELY @GNRailUK when is this service going to be fixed? Is this service going to be fixed?"

"This is why @monzo is the only bank I could feasibly support. They're genuinely trying to create an app that _helps_ people with their money. "

"Thread... "

"Dear people of either side of Brexit, please stop thinking that it's going to solve all our problems if it does / doesn't happen. It won't. Support those that are focused on improving lives regardless of the outcome of Brexit. This is almost certainly not the Tories."

"A call to arms for the moral nerds amongst us. A twist at the end 🎲 "

"Give it 2 years, and this shit isn't even going to be top 10 most shameful. "

"As if it's not bad enough that @GNRailUK made my daily journey 15 minutes longer courtesy of its 'timetable' my train now also calls at 2 'extra' stations every day. Beginning to think the crap up north was just a way to distract from the shitty (but running) services elsewhere."

"Much like a machine, I too know Fuck all about football, but I'm willing to bet that even I would put previous winners of the world cup as likely winners of the world cup... "

"Hey fellow Twittists that know anything about #gdpr - are Non-EU companies allowed to ask you sign 'agree to send your data to be processed in another country' - the implication being you're waiving your rights to GDPR protections? Like this from @UnderArmour #lazyWeb "

"I was really skeptical about ofo, but it turns out to be really ready to use! Here's my first ride! "

"This. If I could teach kids anything it would be to be curious. In every sense of the word :) "

"Congratulations, you have won the internet! 😄 "

"If you 💗 memes, and remixes, and parody, and fair comment, silly gifs, and creativity... Do this, and it might just not be the end of them. #Article13 "

"Oh no! One of the most important sites on the web has been rendered inoperative by Chrome's arcane autoplay rules. Maybe @mutlu82 can fix it? Thankfully, can still be used in Firefox. "

"Oh Canada!"

"NO FREAKING WAY! 🎉🏆 "

"Twitter has made me a grumpy(er) fucker today. Sorry. Not sorry. 😠"

"Oh, and @virginmedia why am I only getting 8mbps download on my 100meg fibre? Who can help me?"

"Fuck a slightly longer lasting battery, where's my phone powered by birdsong; or by vital humours conducted via the aether; or by the smell of clean laundry? That's the sort of thing that'll make me get excited about tech announcements. #WWDC18"

"Aaah @spoke_london you were doing so well until you asked about slim fit trousers. If there was a answer that said "I don't wear slim fit because I can't get my ham-like calves past the thigh section", I may have been able to finish... "

"Jesus Christ. Forget Hemingway, this is one concise horror story. "

"Holiday thoughts... What if we design AI systems to replace the bosses, rather than the workers?"

"Biscuits are better than cake. There, I said it. In fact, I'd go as far as saying that cake, especially cupcakes gets waaaaaay too much hype. "

"I genuinely can't explain how pleased I am to see you respond like this. I'm so thrilled to see the company I've trusted with my money listen and own up to their shortcomings, then fix then in such a transparent way. (I was all about joint accounts). Thank you"