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"Awesome work! "

"Perhaps let's work on getting him and others recognised for what they are. Fascists. But otherwise, lol. 😆 "

"Oh @Twitter why did you move all the buttons? I'm wasting a lot of energy moving my thumb up to the top, tutting, rolling my eyes, then moving thumb back down to the bottom. My RSI is feeling better though... 😶"

"What's scarier is that the consequences of having cheated and been caught are little more than a slap on the wrist. No revisiting of outcomes; no recount; no recourse for victims. "

"Boogie nights. Keep Philip Seymour Hoffman. "

"Beginning to think that Trump supporters don't really see any collusion with Russia, real or imagined, as much of a problem. In much the same way as they don't care about the fascism, race hate, misogyny or child abuse. They just see a King. They want to obey. #Resist"

"I dunno, judging by the picture, I'd say people are still not doing it right... "

"THIS! (Ignoring the fact that I just got a bit excited about the forthcoming Captain Marvel movie) "

"Hahahahahah ahahhahahahaha ahahahaha aha ahahah hahahahaha **Tories defending Trump, whilst toadying to May AND Brexiteers** But, seriously... Aha ahahaha ahaha aha aha hahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHA haha hahahaha . .. ... They make me sick"

"Morning @GNRailUK I know many of us are feeling gloomy after last night's defeat, but can we turn the heaters off now pls? The tears have dried on their own and it's roasting in here. (ELY-KGX 0715 car #424120)"

"Don't worry #eng fans. Perhaps it'll come home next year... "

"Journalists are writing more and more clickbait. Could this mean the end of truth?! "

"Dear businesses that put FAQs on their sites. Please, please please, try actually putting questions that people ACTUALLY frequently ask on there, not just what you want to answer."

"Just to think, by the time he's 20, he might be allowed to dress like it's 1952. "

"This is the problem with the Tories leading Brexit. Like so many twats, they have a dream, then upon waking keep fucking going on about it, despite not having a foggy clue what it means. "

"Hey @monzo - are the new joint accounts _actually_ joint accounts - or more like shared pots? i.e. Owned jointly and severally by the account holders."

"Of course he did. This is always his game plan. When the shit he stirs finally hits the fan, he's always first under the umbrella of back benches. He should be banned from ever taking public office again. @OwenJones84 "

"Word on the street is, if you want 50% of a recipe box that contains this amazing Keema Pau Lamb, to be delivered on Monday - you should order before 9am today! and there's 50% off for you) #WaitroseCookWell #whatsForDinner"

"One of the small joys of being up at 530 each day to walk the dog, is that you can walk 10 paces without turning into a sweat beast."

"If I was the 70yr old that this was directed at, I'd be very worried he was about to bump me off for the inheritance. "

"Lovers of devops, that aren't minded to love AWS (and I'm looking at you too gcloud), this thread a thousand times over. @type__error @poshaughnessy @Lady_Ada_King @rem @rmurphey "

"The threads on this are amazing. So many people failing to understand that freedom of speech / expression doesn't mean immunity from the consequences. "

"Actual lol 😂 "

"I don't know a great deal about football, but from what I hear about their manager I hope #ENG win, because it would vindicate the kind of manager that Gareth Southgate appears to be. Inspiration over fear Team building over dictatorship Kindness over machismo @GaryLineker"

"Amazing. Instructions for emergency on my train say 'push button, speak to driver' now our driver is going to stop the train without speaking to us because 'someone pulled the door alarm' - confusing messaging here @GNRailUK"

"Hey, @GNRailUK please can you turn the heaters off on the 0715 ELY-KGX carriage 424113. It's really far from cold!"

"Love this thread of geeks coming to help :) "

"OMG, I'm not a vegetarian, but I for think this may well be the answer to #whatsfordinner? I've also got a discount code for ya 'LEIGHG50' please share! "

"I'm really proud of what we've been building over here at #WaitroseCookWell, and pleased to be able to give you a 50% discount voucher, so you can try it. "

"Thanks @GNRailUK it's not like I had an important meeting today or anything."