LRG

"Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh.... I mean, what possible ulterior motive could the times have for trying to denigrate Corbyn? "

"Hulk smash... Bad dental hygiene! "

"There is no other kind of capybara. "

"Having fun in the woods... 🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲 🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲 🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲 🍄🍄🍄🌲🌳🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌳🌲🌲🌲🌲 🌲🌲🌲🌲 🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌳 🌳🌲🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳 🌲🌳 🌲🌳🍄 🍄🌳🍄 🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲 🌲🌲🌲🌲 🌲🌲🌲🌲 🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲 @puzzlewoodfod "

"This. Not just for women, but for anyone over 40 that still has a dream. "

"Me, getting ready for bed : okay, I've swept through the house. All used crockery, cutlery and pans etc are in the dishwasher. Me again : I've doubled checked everywhere. I can put dishwasher on... Dishwasher starts Teaspoon in plain site on kitchen table : Oh hai!!! "

"😱 @richard_littler "

"I did, 20 years ago. @GreatAuntJudy and I sealed the deal on this day 17 years ago. There has been a few glasses shared between us too. 🍷🎉🤵🏼👰🏼 "

"Broke 2 ribs trying to limbo under some five-a-side goal posts... Whilst riding a bike. I was 23. "

"Why this doesn't have a million RTs, I'll never know :) "

"Me: has been programming for 35 years, with 12 years of JS Also me: googling, again, the syntax for a switch statement in JS"

"Why is @gpJadeEgg a thing now? #empoweredByYourEgg"

"See, I'm thinking it should be vacuum force. @RogueNASA "

"I can't help feeling this must be something to do with @richard_littler "

"I've watched this far too many times now. 🐡 "

"All the 'death of the high street means death of community' is bullshit. Shopping is simply moving elsewhere. Perhaps the high street can be given to libraries, youth clubs, pubs and cafes, galleries and sports. You know, actual social things that can't be done online? 1/*"

"Never see this before. Concise and beautiful. "

"I'm pretty sure I saw these guys at the Duchess in Leeds in 1987. They weren't very good, but the lead singer had something. "

"Giant cock's rise and fall "

"Hey @Spotify @SpotifyCares I'm pretty torn about this. On one hand, I love your premium family service. On the other, I despise the hate that Alex Jones and infowars peddle. I don't want my family to have access to this, so I will cancel if necessary. Please don't make me. "

"This goes out to @MotelOne Edinburgh Princes Street. Thank you for making our stay great and then making our stay easy when our flight was cancelled. Brilliant personal customer service. 😍"

"Anyone got a list of businesses that plan to stay (open) after Brexit?"

"Impostor syndrome is encouraged at an early age... "

"TFW someone says bamboo shots, and you hear shoots. 🐼 Nearly made it to bed... "

"JFC "

"I know a little bit about how Discover weekly works on @Spotify but... I have no words... "

"Just remembering telling a colleague, who has a major crush on Sean Connery, about Zardoz. She had never seen those pictures before. I briefly felt bad, but she had to know. I'm still laughing now."

"Thread of doooooooom! "

"As I watch Sing for the 8 millionth time with my 5 yr old daughter, I give thanks to @GarthJennings for making such a great piece of work, that I'm still noticing little moments, and I'm still looking forward to viewing 8,000,001."

"A really concise description of what's wrong with social media. But yet again misses the 'why' or 'who' questions. I.e. 'WHO is using social media to manipulate you, and WHY?' "