LRG

"Of ice and men #RemoveALetterSpoilABook "

"Tits groan #RemoveALetterSpoilABook "

"10 years of solitude #RemoveALetterSpoilABook"

"Found this surprisingly interesting 🤔 "

"I'm really not sure what she's talking about. Could someone write it on the side of a bus? Perhaps explain how many NHS pounds we'll all get tucked into our new blue passports? "

"Pretty sure I saw these guys back in the late 80's. "

"Having @openbionics in my feed gives me a regular dose of feels, better than any puppy pictures or hamster gifs. RAISE YOUR GAME ANIMAL MEMES! "

"I dunno, based on that graph, capitalism is performing as expected. Perhaps it's expectations that are not right. Please do the needful. "

"Sigh "

"There's a small part of me that really hopes Cameron makes a return to front line politics, if only because it will present us with many more ways to register our displeasure. "

"Wow @GNRailUK I'm on the 1612 kgx-ely and the delay, due to 'missing driver' is very stressful. I have a child to collect. Trying not to be angry here, but...???"

"Can't imagine any of my tweeps wanting to use this job board... "

"I can't tell you how tasty this is. #whatsForDinner I mean #chickenCurry with #gunpowderPotatoes! use voucher LEIGHG50 and get 50% off!"

"Quick lesson in bias detection. Ignoring the speculative 'facts' and 'causes', a good sign that this is bullshit is the 'half children in some parts' bit. A speculative amount that could be between nearly half of all children or half of two children the poster has eaten recently. "

"It's obviously easy to underestimate how fucked up US politics really is... Then this... "

"How did I not know this was a thing? I feel it's my duty as a middle aged nerd to inform the world. Consider this your first notification. "

"I'm the same age as the hyperdrive, fetal alcohol syndrome and radial cleavage. Seems appropriate... Time Traveler by @MerriamWebster: See which words were first recorded in 1973 "

"Aside from the nazi propaganda, the unfettered data collection and dubious motivations of its bosses, one of the reasons I gave up on Facebook, was because I had no fucking clue what it was asking me to do. "

"Did the atari 520 ST have a rainbow... I think it did... "

"#whatsForDinner? More microwave dinners for me until the kitchen is done. It's like a bomb site right now. For the rest of you, I can get you 50% off your first #waitroseCookWell box - check out show me some pics, so I can live through your cooking!"

"Tories suggesting that the best option is state owned transport... 😜 "

"Brain: this would've been funny. Me: shut up it's 2am Brain: oh wait, what about this? Me: shut up it's 3am Brain: okay okay... But here's three worrying things you can't do anything about. Me: JFC! IT'S 4am! Brain: Brexit! Brain: you should tweet this! Me: Dammit. Fine!"

"I love hearing Blairite liberals complaining that the Labour Party is too left-wing. Form another party, pretend you're not tories, go for it. I remember Iraq, borked electoral reform and betrayal of students. Labour Party still has a lot of work to do, but it's getting there."

"Today I'm @LeedsArtGallery. This is "still life with fish and rogue banana" #artisuseful and beautiful. 🤔😜 "

"What!? Oh... Wait... "

"Oooh, @square reinvented the terminal, and excluded blind people and folks, like me, with tremors. But, you know, shiny new marketing! "

"Okaaaaaay. Thanks internet, I'll be keeping tight hold of my Shirikodama (little anus ball). No Kappa is gonna drown me! "

"I'm puzzled by those that excuse wholesale data harvesting by Facebook, by saying "that's great, I don't want to see ads for things I'm not interested in" I don't want to see adverts, ever. If I'm interested in something, I'll do my own research, thanks. Ads don't have any value."

"A really solid breakdown of why Brexit fucks us now, regardless of whether you think sunlit uplands or armageddon awaits in the future. Is it too late to move to the Netherlands? "

"Curly wurly archaeologist, n00bz! "