LRG

"That's right suckers, it's nearly Easter! "

"A whole Christmas day, and for the first time I realised I have given zero fucks about what's on TV. I suspect I haven't given a fuck about this for many years, but this is the first time I remember thinking "who gives a shit about tv tonight?". Not me. And I LOVE TV 📺📺📺📺📺"

"Good morning everyone, as it's Christmas Eve, I'd like to remind you all about the word of my main guy, JC, and his words for us. "For the many, not the few" 🌹🎅🏻🌹"

"You'll need to turn the volume up on this one, but it's a cracker 🎶 🎅🏻 "

"Feeling like Christmas yet? "

"Happy birthday @4m3thy5t old man. 🎁"

"When I were a lad, there was a phrase for this kind of liar. A 'fanny merchant'. You know: "My dad's never around 'cos he's a spy" "My cousin has a tank, and he'll beat up your big brother" "I saw off the attacker merely by getting out of my limo" 😂😂😂 "

"Haha... This thread! Top Musk trolling. Boring it's not. "

"Fuck Facebook "

"One for the 'yeah but blue passports brigade' #BrexitShambles "

"Xmas parenting level up... "Daddy, how do you know the toys are made by Christmas Elves?" "Because they mark every toy they make with CE" Mind. Blown. 🌲 "

"Hey @mailchimp - I can't log into Mandrill - the redirect from Mailchimp fails! HELP!"

"Levelled up in the mortuary trade? Congrats, you have won... "

"Errrrrrr, #MasterChefUK "

"Ok, that's what We've been waiting for. We're going #fullMonzo "

"This, this, this... A thousand times this. And once more for the use of the city planning metaphor... @juter @type__error "

"How is it that Super Smash Bros is getting all the energy from @NintendoSwitchC and yet they failed to mention that KATAMARI DAMACY REROLL has been released? "

"Oh my GOD. JUST FOUND THE NEW KATAMARI DAMACY GAME ON SWITCH. There is a God. @KatamariItems"

"What I find hard to swallow is all these MPs that are suddenly developing consciences over Brexit, and resigning over the bits they don't agree with. How many resigned over the abusive austerity we've had in this country for 10 years? That's right. Not one."

"Is it just me, or is this account getting _really_ dark recently? "

"Good thread! "

"Gallic shrug? "

"I love this podcast, and this is a great episode. our time: automata"

"Some terrifyingly large number of years ago, I bought a piece of @Alan_Measles work (a tapestry, from Lincoln art gallery) I suspected he was one of the good ones then. "

"Totes drinking all night before an important meeting with a 4 hour train journey is a great idea. #lastTrainHome"

"If Nasa had missed Mars by as much as this guy misses the point... They'd have ended up on Pluto. a) weather is not same as climate b) prediction is not the same as viewing trends in historic data c) actually turns out you CAN predict climate change "

"So much wrong with FB. The weaponised prudishness, the censorship of bodies and art, the Stockholm-esque desire of the historian to get back on the platform... #DeleteFacebook "

"Not unless we make them... "

"Want to fill your hip startup with authentic art? Love pictures of buildings and landscapes? From the UKs most venerated outsider concrete commentator? Here, this is for you 👇🏼 "

"Dammit. I finished twitter."