LRG

"Sharp intake of breath. Followed by a little bit of wee. 💥🚀 "

"If you're at #SXSW this year, you should definitely meet up with @gaz_alpha. Go for the #ai and #music, stay for the #cthulu "

"Worst temporal loop ever. "

"Seriously, what kind of heathen puts chocolate chips in a SCONE!?"

"Hey, I think you should get a Monzo account. Get one through this link and we'll both get £5! Just follow these instructions: "

"Man who never listened to the people while he was in power now says he has no fucking clue what's going on, and thinks the general public do. #arrestTonyBlair "

"Okay, I'll bite. Why is @Mailchimp getting into original content? (It's pretty good by the way) "

"This is genius, I will be using it anyway, regardless of bias... @type__error I may end up hiring actual dogs. "

"Well, turns out James @Dyson is a Brexiteer. In that he's exiting Britain for a preferable deal on Corp tax and lower tariffs on dealing with the EU... Shocked. Not shocked. #dysonSucks"

"#showerthoughts Scooby-doo and the gang are class traitors. Always protecting the interests of the inherited wealthy, and shopping hard done janitors and caretakers to the pigs, just as years of thankless toil are about to be rewarded. "

"And they're covering up their crimes by distracting us with Brexit. They'll get away with it too. "

"Hateful person is considering more hateful actions shocker! "

"I don't have any problem starting node projects... Finishing them, however, is another story 😘 "

"I have never bought anything from Teenage Engineering but I love the website and it's become a bit of a fetish for me. This product may have just tipped me over the edge 😍 "

"First sign an online group is reaching critical mass? When you're using free tier Slack as a forum, and most of the requests are for help on how to beat the 10000 message history limit. NB, use @discourse instead"

"Finally, I got my tweets down to people I actually followed with no RTs. It was great. @Twitter has dropped a bomb on this by showing everyone's likes, follows, and Fuck knows what else. How can I turn this off?!"

"Oooh. Nice one. "

"Flipping heck! "

"This is what Twitter is for 😁 "

"Tory austerity enabler, Heidi Allen is 'Sick of hearing food bank stories', so will no doubt be working tirelessly with her media buddies to make sure that no-one hears any more of them. "

"Being told by a friend's mum that my mum had voted for Thatcher, and that's why we didn't have school milk any more. I don't know to this day if it was true. "

"Underrated tweet. "

"I assume there's some weird kind of game amongst his staff, where they slip bullshit into his briefings, just to see who's get read. "

"Ermigerd! @4m3thy5t "

"As 2019 rolls towards us like a giant austerity turd, ridden by Rees-moggrophiles in union flag hats, my thoughts turn to booze. Duck and cover kids. If you thought '16, '17 & '18 were troubling, this coming year is gong to be a doozy. Cheers 🍸🍷🍹 and good luck."

"Woah... @CambsCC is this link legit? Not sure I trust logging in via a subdomain of something that isn't a .gov.uk or .bl.uk domain. doesn't exactly sound like a valid domain for a county council service, but it was linked to from your website. "

"I muted retweets about 3 days ago, and I LOVE IT! (Twitter just seems slightly calmer) Instructions here, if you want to try it yourself. @luca"

"Exactly, this. 👇🏼 "

"Looks like I picked a bad day to give up on 4g "

"The only politicians I will consider for trust or respect, are the ones that vocally resist Austerity. "