LRG

"Huh, looks like there's still people here. Don't worry about me, I'm just here to collect some stuff I left."

"Wow, E1on Müsk now banned @igd_news and @joinmastodon for... Reasons? Last call for those not wanting to support a fash website? No? Bye then."

"Library workers -- please pass around word about - a Mastodon instance set up for public librarians, academic librarians, school librarians, archivists and other library workers to share ideas, inspirations, questions, announcements and the like."

"This made me spit my coffee. I'm only here for the Elōn dunks now "

"Just trying something... "

"Just here to remind folks not to leave Twitter... . . . . . . ... Only to join Post It's the same VC funded, silicon valley bullshit as here. Go #FEDIVERSE"

"Gradually unfollowing accounts on Twitter makes me realize how (specifically) the algorithm has warped the things I see. Folks I haven't seen in years are suddenly appearing in my feed. No worries, I'm finding their alts, RSS feeds and link trees, and following them elsewhere 👋🏻"

"Quickly heading towards day 2 of having a tweet stuck at the top of my timeline. Sure, firing a bunch of engineers that might realistically know why this happened was a great idea for @Twitter and @elonmusk "

"Lol, Elon's new #stay@work slogan is really helping. I've had the same tweet struck at the top of my timeline for a day now. Below it is normal... Somebody is messing with the algo, and fucking it up. Perhaps #stayInBed might be wise."

"As part of my #TwitterMigration I'm unfollowing folks that I'm following elsewhere. Don't worry, I still love you."

"My personal #TwitterMigration has taken another step. Got my archive, which I'll (eventually) put up somewhere else for funzies. I'll lurk here for a while, probably post the odd comment or shitpost, but my witty repartee is now entirely reserved for the #Fediverse. Probably. 👋"

"Am preparing for #TwitterMigration by downloading my archive. Lol'd as the 2FA on my account was done by email (even though I use an authenticator app) #twitterSecurityFail Next is getting to work it's magic... then... possibly... "

"So, had Melon forced their arms? By threatening to turn Twitter into a WeChat type service? "

"Ego Musk takes money from Space Hex. Space Hex takes money from US government. US government takes money from... Oh yeah. Lolz "

"Wow the adverts on here are getting... Odd. Hercules. Crystals. Self-help. All in one. "

"Got to wonder who chose the picture for this article. Almost like the guardian have a problem with Jeremy Corbyn "

"Ultimately, I don't understand why people with 5 different social media profiles are looking at Mastodon and going... "Don't think I'll try it, it's not like Twitter" Neither is Tiktok!"

"He's really nailing this. Nothing says giant ego like making people travel to an office, to perform work in front of him, that could be done... literally anywhere. "

"I've trusted Twitter with my most valuable... Er... Hot takes, shitposts and lame attempts at memes. Of course I'll trust them with my bank details. "

"Sometimes the creepy AI art app really nails a vibe... "

"Saw this headline and assumed @justindquirk would've written it... "

"To be clear, this is not a parody account. "

"Man baby says wut? "

"Not entirely surprising, but I missed the fact that there's a Mastodon site for board gamers... Actually loads, but this is one "

"Choosing between ignoring, explaining or defending Mastodon to those who say "I can't be bothered with another social network" whilst saying things like "follow me on insta, linked in and discord for more updates""

"Remember kids, I was there for the great Twitter meltdown of '22. I saw things you never have. The greatest migration of advertisers ever seen. It was kinda beautiful. Then we sat there amongst the wreckage, quietly, happily, waiting for the end... "

"🧵Weaning yourself off Twitter or other socials? * Try @joinmastodon @PixelFed or @joinpeertube * Mess about, find an instance that suits you. Try different accounts. * The main thing is to find an instance whose rules you respect. "

"Feeling this right now. 👇 😳 "

"He should just go quietly. The last few years at Apple have not exactly created any design icons. However, let the designer hand-wringing and fawning commence. "

"If you get infected by one meme thread this week, make it this one. "